Reddit user slammed over how much Vegemite he uses

There’s not much Australians take more seriously than Vegemite toast ratios, as has been demonstrated once again by a man labeled “psychotic” for his approach.

The man took to Reddit to share a photo of his Vegemite-slathered toast and asked others to weigh in on a “critical national issue.”

“How much Vegemite is the right amount?” she asked.

He said he liked covering the piece of toast entirely because he knew he could enjoy it and get his B vitamins.

The man said his wife had a very different approach.

“He barely uses a quarter of a teaspoon and sprinkles it around,” he explained.

“Almost no coverage and I swear you can see more butter than Vegemite. I claim she won’t taste it, but she claims I burned out my taste buds by using too much for years and years,” she said.

He said he loves his wife but she seems “un-Australian” and labeled her a “crying tragedy”.

“I love her to death, but I feel like she’s just a tad un-Australian. It is a crying tragedy,” she wrote.

As expected, Australians on the forum-based social media site completely lost their minds over the image.

“I’m pretty sure this violates the Geneva Conventions,” one said.

Another added: “Straight to jail.”

“Fuck, your blood pressure must be crazy. AS. Much. Salt. Your wife’s approach is right. Yours is psychotic,” added one social media user.

But not everyone disagreed with the original poster’s take on how much Vegemite to use.

“Really, man! I like it a little less, but I appreciate the effort to cover the surface,” said one.

One added: “You’re right. I’m happy to see another Vegemite enthusiast who knows how to do it!”

“I don’t actually look bad, but it’s a lot, I think you should still be able to see the butter,” one added.

Another said: “Your wife is wrong. You should divorce her and marry a real Australian woman who understands and appreciates the beauty of Vegemite!”

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